If this is your first flight on Air Fed we have lots in common. This is your cockpit crew’s first flight in this aircraft as well. But rest assured, we have studied and written several books and papers on the dynamics of flying and the theory of smooth flights. Nothing to be concerned about.Our flight today will be at an altitude of 35,000 feet unless conditions warrant a higher or lower altitude. Our flight plan will take us over the great desert of malaise, pass over the spectacular mountains of debt and out over the country of Geopolicalstan (might be some turbulence) and smoothly descending for our landing in Prosperous City. We certainly do not expect (or foresee) any problems other than some slight turbulence. Of course, always keep your seat belt on just as we do up here in the cockpit.Both myself and First Officer Lew are happy to have you aboard. As you know, “Air Fed” keeps our ticket prices extremely low to make it easy for you to travel. One way we keep prices low is fuel consumption. So, as we fly on we will be slowly cutting back the engines to use less fuel and are anticipating gliding to a soft perfect landing at Prosperous City.
So, sit back relax and enjoy the flight. Our committee members back there in the cabin are there to serve you but most importantly for your safety. Thank you.
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